And in other, less celebrated news, the Golden Raspberry Awards, a.k.a.
The Razzies were held in a dark conference room in deepest Santa Monica
on Saturday morning, and the big winner was Lindsay Lohan for her work
in I Know Who Killed Me. The newly “sober” starlet was honored
with three statuettes, including two for Worst Actress (she tied with
herself in playing two roles, Aubrey and Dakota in the film), and the
film scored a total of 8 awards including Worst Picture, Director, and
a brand new category, Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.