True to form, rather than quietly circling the drain, Lindsay agreed to do this Funny or Die video in which she (or rather, comedy writer Owen Burke) mocks herself in a parodic eHarmony profile.
Our favorite quote: “The perfect mate loves long walks on the beach, car chases on the PCH, antiquing, and passing out in Cadillac Escalades.”
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