The basics: millionaire Seth Tobias was found dead in his pool and his wife was accused of luring the coked-up douche into said pool with the promise of sex with occasional escort Tiger. Unfortunately, without a homicide investigation, it just seemed like rampant speculation of a visually unappealing nature.
It’s hard to build a story around a lot of hearsay, but that hasn’t stopped everyone from The New York Times to the Gay Porn Times from reveling in the lurid stories of Tobias penchant for bisexual lap dances and transsexual hookers. In the latest go-round of attention-whoredom, Kayla Coxx (a.k.a. Lexx Parker, former lover of porn bad boy Cody Cash), has told The New York Post‘s Page Six that he had a 17-month affair with Tobias.
We don’t know if there’s a word in the English language that simultaneously represents both “Blechh!” and “Zzzzzz,” but if there were, we’d say no more.
Lexx Parker: Seth Tobias’ Porn Star Lover (gayporntimes.com)
‘Fun’ with Dead Hedge Big (NYPost.com)
Tiger Hunt: The Sad Story of Seth Tobias (Fleshbot.com)
A Lurid Aftermath to a Hedge Fund Manager’s Life (NYTimes.com)
IM SURE THE REAL STORY IS YET TO BE KNOW. WOMEN WHO LIVE IN PALM BEACH COUNTY ALWAYS LIE IN AN EXTREAM MANNER ANYTIME THERE IS A DEATH OR MONEY INVOLVED I KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE.
RESIDENTS WHO LIVE THERE WHEN ACCIDENTALLY SETTING OFF THEIR HOME ALARM SYSTEM ARE TRAINED TO TELL THE POLICE A BUM HIT THE OUTSIDE WINDOW AND RAN THAT AWAYS .AS IF THEY TELL THEM THEY ACCIDENTALLY SET IT OFF THEY WILL BE GIVEN A FALSE ALARM FINE$ BEFOR THE POLICE LEAVE.
30 YEARS AGO THE PENNISULA STATE ATTACHED TO NORTH AMERICA WAS KNOW AS FLORIDA THE SUNSHINE STATE
NOW ITS NEW DEFINITION IS FRAUDULA THE STEAL SOMETHING STATE .
AND ANYONE WHO HAS EVER LIVED THERE WILL TRUELY AGREE.
IN THE NIGHT YOUR POTTED PLANTS SPROUT LEGS AND YOUR GARDEN HOSE IS UNSCREWED FROM THE SIDE OF YOUR HOME,THE BATTERY UNDER THE HOOD OF YOUR CAR ALL BUT GONE BEFORE DAYLIGHT.HELL EVEN ALL THE FRUIT ON YOUR CITRIS TREES IS GONE ALSO.
I HATED THE DAMN PLACE…