Do I know anything about sports? No, I do not. Do I know that I am forced to watch a plethora of random sports-themed pornos for this blog? Yep. I sure fuckin’ am and I’m set to make that most of that situation!
In honor of all those sports porn parodies that I know literally nothing about, our new goal is to find and list off a different porn project for every single sport that has ever existed. I mean, gay porn has been around for decades and decades, so I’m sure even the most irrelevant sports have been made into porn at some point or another.
For this first installment of this project, we’re going to list off some sports like rugby, fencing, wrestling, and all of their respective porn parodies. Check out our list below with our first batch of sports and be sure to come back throughout the upcoming weeks as I learn more about the sporting world, all of its various porn-related content, and attempt to find a different porno for literally every popular sport that we can possibly think of!
Rugby: ‘Scrum’
We’re kicking off this list with what is probably my favorite Raging Stallion project the studio has made in the past decade. I cannot describe how hot these locker room scenes are and how perfectly this entire film is cast. My personal favorite moments in this movie have to be the hot locker room threeway and the above bareback fuck between Sean Maygers and Chris Damned. If you haven’t seen this film already, make sure to add it to your next fap session. [Watch]
Cycling: ‘Spokes’
So we are trying to only stay with recent porn projects for this list, but this vintage Falcon Studios film just became available to watch for free on Weekends at NakedSword, a page on NakedSword that gives everyone that chance to watch free porn without signing up for any type of membership, so it only makes sense to include this bicycle-centric orgy film as our entry for cycling. I mean, it’s free! [Watch for free until Aug. 09, 2021]
Skateboarding: ‘Sk8ter Boyz’
I know that Bo Sinn content isn’t everyone’s favorite (it certainly isn’t always mine), but this man keeps getting brought back for more scenes at multiple studios, so I’m sure that there’s at least a couple of you that are into this man’s XXL tattooed dick. [Watch]
Fencing: ‘Fencer Boners’
In our original write-up for this scene, I proved that I literally know nothing about anything when I said that Pol Prince and Sir Peter were “literally sword fighting” in this fencing fuck video. A commenter kindly (or at least I hope it was intended with kindness) pointed out that fencing uses foils, not swords, but I’m choosing to believe that a foil is just a type of sword and I’m still correct with that original headline. If we’re being honest, I’m the editor for a website called The Sword, so I’m pretty sure I have the ultimate authority on what is and what is not a sword. [Watch]
Wrestling: ‘Helix Academy Wrestling’
This six-part series from Helix Studios is definitely worth a watch, but if you’re going to only see select portions from these bareback fuck videos, then just be sure to watch the last installment. Part six of these wrestling-themed videos features Helix favorites like Travis Stevens, Jacob Hansen, Garrett Kinsley, Seth Peterson, Kane Fox, Levi Rhodes, and Dallas Preston ditching their maroon singlets for a raw twink orgy. [Watch]
Sorry, but throwing in queen’s and trying to make them look manly is a complete fail,