While the gay Jamaican Jew (Mr. Ohio) intrigued us, and we
wouldn’t mind a roll in the hay with wine-drinking Mr. Rhode Island, we
have to say we’re most smitten with Mr. Utah
(right) who, in addition to wearing sunglasses in his picture that scream “I’m
Distant And Will Have A Hard Time Loving You Back” offers up a pretty strong aversion to gay-babies: “… when I actually spend an extended amount
of time with children I get anxious and change my mind. Plus, their
little dirty hands make me gag.”
Not since Karl Lagerfeld have we been so entralled! (Not enthralled
enough, however, to sign up for a hundred dollar matchmaking site.)
Logo airs “America’s Gay Bachelor Contest” on July 17th; unfortunately, we already have plans to sit alone in the dark and drink.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.