MyPartner.com To Sacrifice 5 Happy Men To Needy Marriage God

While the gay Jamaican Jew (Mr. Ohio) intrigued us, and we
wouldn’t mind a roll in the hay with wine-drinking Mr. Rhode Island, we
have to say we’re most smitten with Mr. Utah
(right) who, in addition to wearing sunglasses in his picture that scream “I’m
Distant And Will Have A Hard Time Loving You Back” offers up a pretty strong aversion to gay-babies: “… when I actually spend an extended amount
of time with children I get anxious and change my mind. Plus, their
little dirty hands make me gag.”

Not since Karl Lagerfeld have we been so entralled! (Not enthralled
enough, however, to sign up for a hundred dollar matchmaking site.)

Logo airs “America’s Gay Bachelor Contest” on July 17th; unfortunately, we already have plans to sit alone in the dark and drink.

Related:
Karl Lagerfeld on the (De)Merits of Family

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