thought along those lines.”)
Sadly for Jason, this was the Hookies, not the Johnnies, and no prizes were being awarded for pandering.
Or were there? David Forest walked away with Best Escort Agency, thanking the jury in Van Nuys for acquitting him last year. Johnny McGovern, host of the show and self-proclaimed gay pimp, made the most of the unruly cathouse but we’re not so sure he has any actual “ladies” working for him. Who cares, though, really-who’s gonna blow us best?
Â· Best Bottom: Jonathan Lowe
Â· Biggest Dick: Barrett Long
Â· Best Fetish Escort: Diesel Washington
Â· Best Porn Star Escort: Arpad Miklos
Â· Most Versatile Escort (TIE): Chase Evans and Kyle Foxxx
Â· Sexiest Escort: Tristan Matthews
Â· Best Escort Agency: David Forest
Â· Best Escort Website: www.ClubDean.com
Â· Best Escort Ad: Two Boys in London
Â· Best Top: Luiz Prado
Â· Best BodyWorker: Mike (Los Angeles)
Â· Best Escort: LondonBoy Pete
Of course, here at the Sword we’re a thrifty bunch, so we were pleased to find that even with a sinking dollar, the Best Value Award (Sword Patent Pending) goes to London Boy Pete, who charges a mere 240 bucks for incalls. No wonder so many U.S. jobs are headed overseas…
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
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Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
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