NOW WE SHALL FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT OUR IMPERFECT SEMEN

Leave it to an aesthetic wizard like Michael Lucas to conjure up beads of ejaculate as perfect in their droplet-ness as on the tears on a Disney princess, and as immune to gravity as basket of a butterfly kisses.

 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

Isn’t this what Khloe Kardashian and Noami Wolf are always going on about? How showing photoshopped droplets of semen in the media will make a generation of bators obsess about our own, imperfect, gooey, gravity-undefied emissions? (I can’t tell you because I always turn down the television when big angry ladies come on.) All I know is that just like the steam on an Olive Garden casserole, this movie magic is making me hungry.

Mike

 
 

18 thoughts on “NOW WE SHALL FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT OUR IMPERFECT SEMEN”

  1. Another possibility is that ‘STR8Cam’ lube that “looks and feels like real cum” (not in my opinion) and used in place of the real thing for those fantasy ‘creampie’ videos.

  2. Oh, I shouldn’t post this, but oh well, here goes…
    I can’t stand the idea of having it in my mouth. Swallowing it is one thing, when the time comes, you take him nice and deep and just close your eyes, swallow, and think of England. But to have a glob of it right there, on your tongue, feel it in there, ooozing around? It’s thick and warm and mucousy…oh noooo, noooo…I couldn’t…noooo…
    It just gives me a full-body shudder. Sorry, I just had to comment. Besides, it’s important you guys get another POV on issues like this, and I’m just the woman to give it to you.

  3. thanks “tired of the bullshit” i looked at that link and their “bottom line” says it is possible although it seems to be low and they also say “results are inconclusive” persoanlly i think cum eating is WAY hot but always been too afraid to do it. i dont use condoms for oral sex and i guess i just have to keep my fingers crossed that i wont catch any nasty things.

    ..eyes shot more dangerous? ugh great now i have that to worry about ! lol…

    when i first came out a few years ago i was crazy with the sex, porn star buds sex parties ( i was real naughty) but as time went on i couldn’t believe the number of poz guys that i fucked with or that lied 9 i was so niave and i guess just stupid). i was lucky that i ALWAYS used condoms, but i just stopped fucking about 2 or so years ago. i just got tired of having my nerves shot when i’d force my self to get tested once a year. i dont fuck anymore but at least i dont have to go through that testing bullshit ugh…umm yeah michael does have a way with that still action photography ! ;-D

  4. “….tears on a Disney princess, and as immune to gravity as basket of a butterfly kisses.” LOL! Mike, you’re hilarious! I actually took the photo of Damien and Will – and no, its not photoshop. I feel lucky when the camera captures the perfect moment… like this, i love this photo! Thanks Damien & Will – you guys rock!

  5. “drying” but none of this cum eating all over the place is dry…no where can i find (in any official medical/hiv site/cdc site etc) anything about “its ok because your saliva kills its…” i DO hear on blogs, from guys i meet or talk to, porn people etc…but no one in the medical field agrees…hmm so the porn people are correct and the med people are wrong??

    1. “The risk of HIV infection through oral sex is extremely low.”

      souce:

      http://www.aids.org/topics/aids-factsheets/aids-background-information/what-is-aids/how-risky-is-it/#anchor276148

      I have never been able to find where transmission via oral sex has been proven to actually happen(and I have looked for it for a very long time). All the ones I’ve found have been anecdotal. And since most people believe that it is a very unreliable method, it is usually dismissed as being reported by people that don’t want to acknowledge other risky behaviour.

      btw, I think the pics are extremely hot. I love cum eating, bukkake. But I am an advocate for condom anal/vaginal sex. Double standard? Maybe so. However to me it appears that the risk of HIV via oral sex is extremely low, enough to be almost be considered non-existent. That’s my opinion. However other STD’s are transmitted via oral sex.

      *scrolls back up to look at the very hot pics again*

    2. Actually, whenever I’ve talked to doctors in San Francisco, they’ve told me the risk is nearly non-existent as long as you don’t have open sores in your mouth. Saliva and stomach acid kill it. In fact, if you really wanted to be safe while having oral sex, you’d be better wear goggles — the chance of getting it through the eye membranes is more dangerous.

        1. lol I’m sure it does. I remember seeing a video from Falcon International where George Vidanov is groaning loudly as he’s about to cum, and he cums so hard and fast some of it gets in his eye. He ends up groaning louder and shaking his head left and right as if that’s going to get it out of his eye lol

          Personally I just prefer it all in my mouth

  6. Two days without an update, I was going through withdrawal!! :D

    Anyhow, according to the Center for Disease control:
    “…drying of HIV-infected human blood or other body fluids reduces the theoretical risk of environmental transmission to that which has been observed–essentially zero”.

  7. Love the article on food advertising trickery. Your minestrone soup never looks like the pictures because you don’t pour marbles in the bowl first to make all the ingredients pop to the top. At least I think you don’t.

    Mr. Lucas has a future in shampoo ads.

    1. Unless you have a cut in your mouth or a serious cancer sore, swallowing should be pretty safe, since both saliva and gastric acid can fight off HIV virus.

    2. We’ve been seeing it from Lucas Entertainment for many years now where have you been? lol

      And Falcon has also had a few cum-eating scenes recently and Raging Stallion has had them on and off the last few years.

      Those drops of cum looks pretty photoshopped to me. But I definitely know that Damien taking Will’s load is real, since cum-eating is one his favorite things to do.

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