Hooking up online would be more efficient if everyone had a thorough website of their own like Lycraman’s. The only problem is that when hooking up online, the most important criterion after dick length and ass suction is distance, and Lycraman lives in a forest in Denmark.
My favorite section is the one called “Fantasy,” which contains a romantic piece of literotica that reflects Lycraman’s love of nature and masculine men. But don’t lean back in your chair to masturbate just yet, because Lycraman is not obscene. The only naughty phrase in the piece comes from the sentence that begins, “Letting my finger circle your dickhead,…”
The pictures below depict Lycraman in his natural state, years after he opened his own climbing shop, “brought Lycra tights to the Danish market” and “decided it was time to take his Lycra to the mountains.”
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.