We’re not sure where to go with this one, or where she can possibly go from here — besides fashion jail or the nuthouse. It’s really this other website‘s jurisdiction to mock the faux pas of celebretardation, but since we haven’t mentioned the old broad in a while, we thought we’d spill a little e-ink on her this morning, just for the sake of pointing and laughing.
The NY Post, quoting the total price tag for the frock, says, “For $8,805, you, too, can look like a cross between a medieval dominatrix and Bugs Bunny.” While NY Mag called it “genius” saying that “on a night dedicated to the world’s most beautiful women, no one — especially a nonmodel — could win by trying to look the most beautiful.” Dlisted went with the simplest headline, which we would have to second: “Bitch is Going Senile.”
Cheers, Vadge. Way to stay current.
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Bitch is Going Senile (Dlisted)
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UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
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