We love Dubai so much that we’re becoming green-eyed monsters and we guess that means we sort of hate her. Everyone is entitled to their cryptic and halfhearted opinions, right? We can scarcely believe that this is the same woman who, at age 19, toe-tapped her way into Manhattan with only $35 to her name and started schlepping Dunkin Donuts (as courageously portrayed by the incomparable Terumi Matthews in our favorite movie, Madonna: Innocence Lost, co-starring the effervescent Wendie Malick). From a dozen glazed jellies to global domination and a history-making paycheck, Madonna makes us feel more inadequate than ever. Check out some of Madge’s more smug and confusing video blogs below.
UPDATE: Some new tracks from the album leaked. Check em out.
Jason Ridge Will Only Do Porn With Madonna
Ben Bradley Makes 4 Minutes Feel Like 7 Hours
In War Of Fierceness, The Homosexuals We Asked Preferred Kylie Over Madonna
10 Covers Later, Vanity Fair Finally Realizes Madonna Is a Desperate, Megalomaniacal Cult Leader
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Based on how sad and alone their pictures make me feel, I'm awarding the gold medal in boyfriend self-portraits to Colin Quinn and Oisín Share from Manchester, England.
It turns out that 17-year-old "Hockey Kid Mikey" is really a 48-year-old man with a twisted hobby. This list of people he duped includes Outsports.com, Ben & Dave's Podcast, thousands of devoted readers...and me.
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