Male Reality’s ‘Gaykakke’ is a Plain, Fucking Mess and We’ve Got the Cumshots to Prove it

MaleReality offers a fairy’s tale where six blokes find a “mystical treasure.” As a reward, they get to “unwind on lucky guy.” By unwind, they mean unload. By lucky guy, they mean a tweaking twink beyond his expiration date. The scene, as they’re calling it at Male Reality, is Gaykakke.

We’ve called Male Reality a low-rent BelAmi with bad haircuts before. We might have to expand the definition – today’s outing is more like some Lords of the Cockring jacking off on a hobbit. Some of the guys could use some more time in the gym. Some of them, more time in the cafeteria. The mess in the middle, well, he’s been out of time for a while now.

Maybe someone finds this hot? I find it virtually impossible to believe that anyone is going to watch this Gaykakke and decide to subscribe. And yes, ‘lil George, the aforementioned “lucky guy,” does get pelted with six tepid jizz sprays (well, seven counting his own … the most tepid of them all coming from the biggest dick in the bunch). And he’s an even bigger mess at the end than he was when he pranced onto the set. But truth be told, Gaykakke is a fucking mess from very first frame.

 
 

When it comes for a new spring hair cut, perhaps opt for a jacked-up frost-and-tip faux-hawk …

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Cumshots are also called “money shots” because that’s what people are paying for. But since no one is paying for this, I did the dirty job for you …

 
 
High hoes … high hoes… it’s off to cum they go …

and first at bat …



 
 
Followed by …



 
 
Three’s cum-pany …



 
 
Jan Brady in the middle seat …



 
 
Five sleazy pieces …



 
 
With six, you get egg roll …



 
 
And the seventh deadly sin …



 
 

[MaleReality: Gaykakke]

 
 

3 thoughts on “Male Reality’s ‘Gaykakke’ is a Plain, Fucking Mess and We’ve Got the Cumshots to Prove it”

  1. Forgot to say, the only annoying feature is the credits to “Andy” or “Luke” without last names. Some of these guys I’ll definitely be looking up, but it’s not easy when all you have to go by is a fake first name.

  2. Concur with Dutch Courage. This is really hot and I’ve got all 4 now. George Basten is still adorable.

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