The Dallas Voice reports that Mark Dalton is not going anywhere. That is, he’ll continue to masturbate when there are cameras around. But "the man born Jeremy Sons" has a new focus now: amateur body-building. He’ll compete at the Ronnie Coleman Strongman Classic on April 8th in Dallas, and he’s been preparing with the help of "a patron, David."
A patron, eh?
Anyway, here’s Mark on his perfect body:
Ever since I was 16, I’ve always had a six-pack, no matter what I ate. Most normal days, I eat Taco Bell, Whataburger with fries, fajitas with sour cream, flan. My mom says it’s good breeding. I’ve never done cardio in my life until the last couple of weeks…In every magazine I’ve even been in, I have never dieted. Never.
Clearly working out helps to a certain extent, but I poop on the muscle man who brags about his self-discipline instead of thanking his momma.
UPDATE: I’m wrong.
Sons also rising (Dallas Voice)
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