The Martha Stewart offices are, naturally, rife with gays who knew exactly what they were doing here–or maybe Martha learned even more in prison than we’ll ever know!–but we think this is just the cutest, perviest thing to happen to craft stores since those strange, naked, open-mouthed dolls you’re meant to paint and clothe yourself. Perfect for making dildo cozies, or wrapping up that birthday gift for that special Piss bottom in your life!
12” X 12” Crafting Paper Multipack – Bandanna – 24 Pcs (Martha Stewart Crafts)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.