It’s November and that means it’s finally time to watch Eternals! The latest film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is coming out this weekend and according to the mediocre reviews we’ve seen, it might not have been worth the wait. Yikes! So instead of wasting your day watching a “meh” movie in theaters, we thought your time would be better spent watching some MCU gay porn parodies at home!
So for today’s perverted list, we’re going to be naming off some of the most daring and epic parody films that feature versions of your favorite Marvel superheroes. These include heroes like Spider-Man, Captain America, Black Panther, and many, many more. There’s even some X-Men sprinkled in as well, because with all this multi-verse nonsense happening in these films, we’re sure those guys will officially be part of the MCU soon enough.
Take a look below at some of our top picks, be sure to watch all these super fucker films over on their respective sites, and let us know what you think of all these titles down in the comments!
Spiderman: A Gay XXX Parody
There are a lot of surprisingly bad Spider-Man gay pornos out there and honestly, the only one we’ve seen that we won’t hate belongs to Men.com. Starring hunks like Aston Springs, Will Braun, Tobias, and Myles Landon, this series is a direct parody of the original Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy that ends with a must-watch threesome between parodies of Spider-Man, Green Goblin, and Harry Osborn. [Watch]
The Black Panda
We’re honestly surprised that Disney hasn’t sued the ass off of PeterFever for literally just editing its original Black Panther movie poster for this parody, but we’re glad they didn’t! The poster looks hot as hell and the action in the actual movie is even hotter. [Watch]
X-Men: A Gay XXX Parody
This series from Men.com is one of my personal favorites on this list. It directly parodies the characters from the original X-Men movies and gives us some pretty hot pairings. We get to see Wolverine fuck Cyclops (who makes sure to wear his headgear for the entire scene) and Colossus (who is actually just Mystique in disguise), Iceman hook up with Pyro, and the entire series ends with a giant orgy between all of the hung super hunks. [Watch]
Gayvengers: The Domination of Phallos
If we’re giving out awards for the best porn title on this list, then this PeterFever production would absolutely take home the top prize. Whoever decided to turn the name “Thanos” into “Phallos” should be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize. [Watch]
Blak Panther: Wakan Dat Ass
Yep – this is the second Black Panther parody on this list. I mean, Black Panther is the only movie in the MCU that’s won a single Academy Award and received actual critical acclaim, so it makes sense that there are so many different porn parodies for it. [Watch]
Captain America: A Gay XXX Parody
I personally don’t need a Captain America porn parody. Ever since Chris Evans’ dick pic leaked, I’ve been fine with just looking at that to get off. But just in case you need something more, this Men.com parody has the very sexy Alex Mecum taking on the role of Steve Rogers and bottoming for Bucky/The Winter Soldier, played by Paddy O’Brian. [Watch]
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One big difference? The Marvel movies had actors who can act. The “acting” in the gay parodies makes me glad for the ability to fast forward.
Alex Mecum has gotten way t9 girlie he’s lost the manly look.
Who cares! Alex is sexy whether masculine or “girlie”. I am not suggesting he is feminine at all but feminine guys can be very sexy. I am not necessarily talking about “effeminate” although sometimes they can be hot if they are not carrying around a lot of emotional baggage from being bullied. I am from a Swedish family and I met a beautiful feminine Swede with long hair to his nipples and a languid feminine quality and the sex was out of this world. I hope gay guys in the future can learn to appreciate some of these hot feminine guys.