Maybe It’s Time to Stop Fucking in Parks

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Police arrested 28 men during a five-day sex sting in Seattle’s Spanaway Lake Park.  “Ninety-five percent of these guys are married and their biggest fear is their wife finding out. Well, their wives are going to find out,” a policeman told a reporter.

The news source adds that “investigators said most of the suspects came to the park because of Internet posts seeking illicit sex.” Translation: cops waved men over to a sex party and then arrested them when the married horndogs had the decency to accept the gracious invitation. Yes, it’s mere speculation that cops are the ones who wrote the ads, but then again, it wouldn’t be the first time that cops engaged in borderline entrapment for the sake of arresting cock-hounds.

Mass public sex stings like this one seem to happen somewhere every week. A farmer in England has even set wild pigs loose on his property to stave off the cum whores. The only solution, you randy closet cases, you, is to step into the light. Every time one of you married dudes gets arrested for being a pervert in public, it makes the rest of us — you know, the gay guys who prefer public sex in beer-soaked backrooms, popper-infused sex clubs and dank-ass steamrooms — look even worse.

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