George Reker co-founded the Family Research Council, sits on the board of the National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality and rails against gay adoption. And naturally, in a (remarkably poorly written) scoop from the Miami New Times, it turns out that George Reker likes them smooth, young and with a penis:
On April 13, the "rent boy" (whom we’ll call Lucien) arrived at Miami International Airport on Iberian Airlines Flight 6123, after a ten-day, fully subsidized trip to Europe. He was soon followed out of customs by an old man with an atavistic mustache and a desperate blond comb-over, pushing an overburdened baggage cart.
That man was George Alan Rekers, of North Miami — the callboy’s client and, as it happens, one of America’s most prominent anti-gay activists…. Rekers wouldn’t deny he met his slender, blond escort at Rentboy.com — which features homepage images of men in bondage and grainy videos of crotch-rubbing twinks — and Lucien confirmed it.
Since the story broke, Joe. My. God. has been busy eliciting a laugh track of excuses from Reker — "Like Jesus Christ, I deliberately spend time with sinners with the loving goal to try to help them," and, "Due to surgery I require assistance in lifting luggage while traveling." This is almost as good as Larry Craig’s "wide stance."
So that’s fun.
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