The soul-crushing and yet totes amazeballs job that is club promotion (if it is even a “job”?) apparently requires you to act fucking insane/drunk during all hours of the day, every day, but here is a Latin twink club promoter who elevates his profession from “hot mess up in the clurrb” to, uhhh, “hot mess on YouTube” with a manic display of deranged enthusiasm about some of the shittiest nightclubs in the county. Tonight is going to be so excciiitttingggg!!1!!
In addition to always “having fun” (when they would rather be chewing on glass that has been marinated in urine), club promoters have to be able to convince you, the potential club-goer, that their club is going to be “off the hook” x 1000000 with free drinks laced with cocaine/hot guys with 14-inch cocks, etc. Enter “MTV Angel” (legal name Angel Bonilla), who has over 100 videos on his YouTube channel promoting nightclubs in Southern California, and they are actually sort of convincing! (Having grown up in the sad and gross parts of Orange County and Long Beach where MTV Angel’s clubs are located, I can tell you that she is really, really werqing it.)
From Pomona (shudder) to Costa Mesa (I can’t), here’s Angel, everybody!
Are you a blast in a glass, bb??
Uhhhh, that dog?