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Men Are Actually Leaving Dick Pics As Reviews For These Cock Costumes

If you run an online shop that’s all about crafting costumes made to be worn on your man meat, then you’re probably gonna get some very explicit customer reviews for your goods. Etsy shop CockCouture learned that the hard way and its owner is now taking to TikTok to share their surprise with the unexpected amount of photo reviews they’ve gotten over the years.

@cockouture Seriously, don’t look. #photoreviews #5starreviews #fivestarreviews #etsysellers #etsyafterdark #goodreviews ♬ original sound – Coming back mid July maybe

Well, you know us, and the second we heard that there might be random dick pics somewhere, we rushed over to Etsy to see exactly was this seller was talking about and believe us when we say that we certainly weren’t disappointed. The store’s reviews are full of erect cocks that are sporting superhero costumes and various other uniforms along with some glowing reviews for the products.

We then decided that sharing is caring and you might appreciate us pulling some of our favorite costumed cock reviews from this horny Etsy store. So take a look below at a bunch of dick pics that these men apparently felt they needed to share with the world, see even more costumes for your dick over at CockCouture, and be sure to let us know which of these schlongs is your favorite down in the comments!

We love a man in uniform:

Adding this long cock to our list of favorite Batman hunks:

That’s a spicy meatball:

I think we know a porn scene that could have benefitted from this cock costume:

Some petite pirate penis:

All I want for Christmas is cock:

If only this was around when Men.com made that Spider-Man porn parody:

Giving new meaning to ‘trouser snake’:

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a big meaty cock:

And to finish up, here’s one more super dick with a nice pair of hefty balls:

 

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