Unlike the Olympics, publicly bashing Men.com is a year-round sport. But in private, which of their 2000 scenes secretly made you cum across your finish line?
2000 thousand scenes. Nine sites. Over 650 men. 240 series. 19 tops into bottoms. And the gay porn parodies everyone loves to hate.
Men.com still hasn’t figured out that making one of the guys play straight doesn’t make it hotter to most of the gay men they are trying to sell to. But five years later, they must be doing something great every once in a great while. And they do.
Diego Sans as “Tarzan” even the haters openly stroke.
Some of their orgies work better than others
They have established their own truth: when Johnny Rapid walks into a room, every other man drops their pants in a Pavlovian response.
The also made grown man fap to the likes of Damien Crosse and Topher DiMaggio to the comic books they only wished they had as kids.
Granted, their idea of a 12 Step program involves step-brothers, step-fathers, and Son Swaps
But they did get Paddy O’Brian to suck a dick once. Connor Maguire, you are one lucky stiff.
To celebrate, Men.com put together a short clip of the hottest moments in the last five years with a tiny teaser of things to come …
Just between you and me, which Men.com scene has gotten you off? I promise not tell.
Men.com puts out a lot of good porn. Diego Sans as Tarzan was especially good.
They managed to put some amazing pairings together over the years (Johnny Rapid & Colby Keller and the threesome with Phenix, Colby, and Connor Maguire come to mind) but, for me, the thing I have to thank Men.Com for most is introducing me to the adorable hotness that is Luke Adams. Any MEN scene with him pretty much works
I think the quality of the scenes have slightly improved, but Men.com repertoire is still wildly uneven. There are some scenes that leave me rather cold – most recently, I couldn”t believe how little exciting was the reunion of the megahunks Bruce Beckham and Alex Mecum – and other ones that are instant classics; Diego Sans fucking Carter Dane, for example.
I’ve never been even vaguely aroused by any one of their scenes. They seem to have captured everything I hate about ‘gay’ porn
scenes with leo fuentes, klein kerr, Massimo piano, xL, tony milan, dato foland, robbie rojo, romand todd and vadim black BUT NO johnny rapid and i hate Diego sans new hairstyle…it’s the models NOT the scenes nor the directors, especially not the directors