Men.com Offers Justin Bieber $2 Million If He’ll Fuck Johnny Rapid

In a pointless but nonetheless funny publicity stunt that I am nonetheless covering, Men.com has put out a video plea to Justin Bieber to come do a little gay porn.

To be exact, they have Johnny Rapid get on camera and tell Justin that they’ll give him $2 million — which sounds like a lifetime of riches to Johnny but is more like what Bieber spends on hookers and hotels in a month — to do a scene.

“I’ll do most of the work,” pleads professional sex slave Johnny. “You come in for a few hours, then you’re out of here.”

 

It would be funny if Justin Bieber even deigned to honor this with a Twitter response, which he will not.

He’s too busy making Vines like this, which currently has almost 5.5 million views.

 

Christ. I’m going back to bed.

15 thoughts on “Men.com Offers Justin Bieber $2 Million If He’ll Fuck Johnny Rapid”

  1. It’s a hilarious publicity stunt, of course. Justin is beautiful, but he’s in danger of winding up losing his looks early, or losing his life. Hopefully he will get that wake up call soon. Johnny just grosses me out now, he’ll wind up in jail where his already loose ass will get stretched beyond repair. Justin has surely already made a gay porn film, it just hasn’t leaked to the media yet. Is there anyone who doubts that he’s a power bottom who can suck a basketball through a garden hose? It doesn’t matter how many girlfriends he has, or hookers, he’s a closet case. You might scoff at that, but trust me, just give it time. His gay escapades will come out someday.

  2. Biebs needs to seriously get a grip. All of his antics are really going to fuck him up later in life when he’s just considered one big pop star joke.

  3. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! I was going to masturbate this morning and I’m hit with these news? Johnny Rapid I really don’t get the fascination with. Scrawny, gangly, crusty faced. And then there’s Justin Bieber. Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! But I guess it appeals to the Pedos of the bunch? Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww. As for Johnny Rapid, what kind of a legal system do they have in the U.S.? Black people are killed in public and for all his violence Johnny Rapid is running free? Ugh, I’ve lost my horny.

  4. So in other words Johnny Rapid is making it official he is going to turn “gay” for Justin Bieber? I read on other sites some of the comments from his female fans who would love to see him naked regardless of how it happens and of course his young gay fans who are losing their shit thinking about it. Justin Bieber became a gay icon ever since he was about 15 so he does have a large gay following among youth and some older gays, and of course there are his younger lesbian fans who continue to emulate him as they consider him to be the epitome of what a “boi” should be.

  5. I think Johnny has other worries.. like paying for bail and attorneys?

    http://www.rockdalenews.com/section/24/article/21543/

    An Oxford man was arrested and is being charged with battery for allegedly attacking his girlfriend in October.

    On Oct. 9, …, 22, allegedly choked, pushed and hit his girlfriend after she allegedly refused to arrange a sexual encounter between the couple and a 14-year-old female.

    …’s girlfriend, the alleged victim, told the Rockdale County Sheriff Office deputy that the couple are swingers. She and Taylor encountered the young female in question at a bowling alley and the young female reportedly told …’s girlfriend that she was 18 years old.

    After the conversation continued, the girl told the couple that she was actually 14. … was arrested Dec. 15 by another agency and then transferred to the Rockdale County Jail. He was released the following day on $2,500 bond.

  6. I like Johnny Rapid, but this is just a silly publicity stunt by Men.Com. Why would Justin Bieber, whose net worth is estimated to be $200 million, risk ending his career for $2 million dollars.

  7. Looks like the publicity campaign might be working for Men. It’s being covered rather extensively. Probably will be a better effort than Treasure Island offering Anderson Cooper a million for a solo few years back.

  8. I have nothing against Mr. Rapid…..but at least find someone for Beiber to fuck that everyone in the porn world has not fucked..I bet in 10 years when he is a has been and there has been a round of new cute boys for the girls to scream over…Beiber will need that money…and that vine looks more like Aaron Carter

    1. I bet you are one of those old farts griding their false teeth and complaining about what the young’uns are up to these days. Justin Bieber is estimated to be worth anywhere from $200-$300 Million and I have no doubt he will become a billionaire before he turns 25. He will be around for a long time to come. Justin’s gay fans and female fans will have to satisfied with whatever comes next with his racy CK ads as he won’t ever be doing porn.. Not unless a sex tape with him and one of his girlfriends gets “accidentally” released which would set record sales unlike anything ever seen before in adult entertainment. MEN simply wanted international publicity for their studio and any time Justin Bieber’s name is mentioned with something it happens. Yes this story is garnering international media attention. Calvin Klein’s recent ads featuring Justin Bieber has gone viral with over 20 million views in less than two weeks and millions of views of his CK ads on YouTube and the CK campaign has only begun. So it’s obvious his popularity is seeing a resurgence despite the doomsayers and his haters hoping and praying otherwise.

  9. Johnny looks oddly groomed in this video. Bieber is looking trashier than ever. I’d argue that Johnny is more talented than Justin.

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