The latest issue of In Touch features an article about celebs who pay for sex. Their thesis is that many ‘happily married’ actors pay for sex because of the “guaranteed secrecy and lack of emotional attachment.”
Enter Michael Lucas, who tells In Touch that “at least 95 percent of porn stars also escort. There are many escort agencies full of them, catering to wealthy clients.” Not satisfied with a mere number, In Touch Weekly went after the dirty laundry, tracking down soundbites from any porn star for sale.
“Eric” Rhodes, whom muscle-worshippers across the globe know more precisely as “Erik,” apparently once enjoyed several paid dates with one of the Jonas brothers a “well-known singing star.”
“I had to act like I care about his career,” Rhodes tells In Touch. “And he didn’t tip beyond the normal rate. I will never work for him again. Dealing with his ego was just not worth it.”
Clearly very excited by the whole thing, Michael Lucas lent two of his own stars to offer quotes. Ryan Raz (pictured), talks about his paid encounter with “a well-known closeted male celebrity,” recalling that “he didn’t want a crazy sexual tie-me-up experience, even though I would have loved it. He just wanted someone to be initmate with for an evening.” For someone who says he entered the porn biz just six months ago, Raz sure is learning the ropes quickly.
Hunky Nick Capra also gets in on the action. He talks about his experience with Will Smith a closeted celebrity whose female dominatrix wrangled into hooking up with Capra. But when things got intimate between the two men, the actor started singing at the top of his lungs, ‘Onward Christian Soldiers!'”
Um. Cool! All we have to say, In Touch, is that you should take it easy. You talk to Erik Rhodes one more time and we’re going to beat you up. (And no, we would not be making that threat unless we knew that tabloid editors were all women.)
Scans of the article are available on Michael Lucas’ blog.
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“(And no, we would not be making that threat unless we knew that tabloid editors were all women.)”
Don’t let that lull you! Those bitches will CUT you!