Mick?!??!

First Mick Lovell told me to meet him in a chat room and then he never showed up, even after I waited for him for over seven hours. Then Mick Lovell sent me a bizarre video of him taking a shower with someone talking to him in the background. Then Mick Lovell sent me another video of some whore licking his balls. Then Mick Lovell posted a cryptic message indicating that he might actually still have feelings for me. And now, Mick Lovell has released a video of him joining forces with my sworn enemy, Fleshjack.

Finally, everything is clear. All of Mick Lovell’s cruel tricks weren’t carried out by Mick Lovell–they were carried out by Fleshjack, who has been out to destroy me for months.

Fleshjack is a stunt queen dildo company who publicly called me a liar after I revealed the name of one of the winners of their dildo contest. As it turned out, I was right and Fleshjack was the liar, but now they’ve hit a new low by taking away the one thing I care about in this whole world, Mick Lovell.

Fleshjack has finally gone too far by brainwashing Mick Lovell and turning him against me. It was Fleshjack who got Mick Lovell to send me all the messages. It was Fleshjack who got Mick Lovell to send me all the videos. It’s been Fleshjack all along! Even worse, they’ve brainwashed Mick Lovell into letting them turn his mouth, asshole, and penis into sex toys that anyone in the entire world can use whenever they want. I have to hand it to Fleshjack for being such a shrewd and manipulative dildo company, but this is far from over.

I won’t let them do this to you, Mick.

Mick?

Mick??!!

16 thoughts on “Mick?!??!”

  1. we still love you, zach! don’t worry.

    personally, i don’t see all the appeal of mick. he is hot, but something just doesn’t work.

  2. so then Zach, on the arch-enemy scale, is Fleshjack more towards Bane (from Batman) or Green Goblin (from Spiderman) ?

    dan

  3. Zach, you were trying to impersonate a certain he who shall not be named blogger and vendetta fighting porn stalker, right? If so, the obsession with the very good looking Mick Lovell, all those PC and twitter snapshots, the very personal sharing of your hurt feelings, the hate on Fleshjack doing you wrong, make so much more sense now!

    But to make the whole thing complete the whole blog needs way more color. Preferable every word in a different color.

      1. Back in the stone ages (on the ATKOL forum when it was still thriving) you were not supposed to write or mention his name, because – unlike Candyman – he would show up right after a single mention of his name (oh ‘google’, what. have. you. done????) and annoy everybody with his drama antics which he posted under a different alias each time, because his accounts got deleted by the moderator as fast as he could spot them.

  4. Puh-leeze. We all know you have already ordered two sets of each!!! And can I just say …WHEW …I had said I would lick Mark Taints taint if you didnt mention Mick at all in August. Think I have counted three already.

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