“If you continue to restrain me, there’s going to be problems,” said Jordan Fragiacomo, 28. Then came the cuffs.
Holy crap, guys. If there was ever any doubt that truth is much stranger than fiction, this clears it up.
As the GayRepublic is reporting, “Jordan Fragiacomo, a muscle barber in Hell’s Kitchen and assistant for the Matinee party created a scene during a flight from New York to Seattle on Monday when he tried to open the emergency exit door while the plane was in mid-flight.”
Vid from girl on @AlaskaAir flight from NYC to Seattle, delayed bc officials say a man tried to open a door mid-air pic.twitter.com/Ym38Hu0qCz
— Linzi Sheldon (@LinziKIRO7) August 29, 2016
Adds the NYPost, “KIRO-TV Seattle reporter Linzi Sheldon posted a cellphone video to her Twitter account showing the bespectacled suspect with his hands handcuffed behind his back. Two uniformed officers are seen leading the suspect — who was sporting shorts and a blond Mohawk — off the jet.”
Fragiacomo admitted to authorities that he had ingested GHB, cocaine, and Xanax three hours before takeoff.
The jet was forced to make an emergency landing at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport at 9:45 a.m. EST.”
The Boeing 737-900ER had taken off from JFK at 7:40 a.m. New York time. The jet eventually continued on to Seattle.
As always, the internet sums it up best:
@theswordcom why didn't someone just put her in their pocket
— Heimaey Ó Muirgheasa (@heimaeyus) August 31, 2016
And now, back to our regularly scheduled pornography.
Why on earth would you ever take a party drug like GHB and then do cocaine before flying across the country? Then taking a xanax, did he think that would counteract the other two? Someone needs to check herself before she wrecks herself.
The only thing I got from the article is……go go boy? How on earth is this guy a go go boy? He is a skinny drugged out wreck. Look at him on the airplane. Go go boy? Seriously?
Disgusting stupid fag destroying himself and causing others possible danger. I’d smack the living shit out of him. Gays like this are the reason people think gays are destructive hedonists. Fucking garbage.
Oh dear. What do you call it when you take GHB, cocaine, and Xanax together at once?
I know.
Vertical Take-off and LANDING.
Hee hee. Uh, ugh.
Poor little fool. Poor little hot Italian pocket gay piece of ass fool.
Wait, what? lol
Holy crap, how do you not overdose and/or die after taking all that? Maybe he was scared of flying, but why not just have some Z-Quil instead to sleep through the flight or chamomile tea?