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Mikey Wishes He Was Ever Half As Hot As His Gay Porn Doppelganger

And if his dick was half as big, he wouldn’t be married to that bow wow.

Scotus pick Justice Pryor and Vice President-elect Pence are as virulently anti-gay as anyone in DC. So, it figures that in porn karma, that they both have a connection to the very thing that would make their hair turn an even whiter shade of pale. For Pryor, it was those alleged nude gay pics he posed for in college.

For Mike Pence, fittingly, it began with a tweet …

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Resemblance is in the eye of the beholder. The smiles are reminiscent of each other. Perhaps a younger Pence before he turned into a cotton top? The notion of him having a secret gay past was too delicious for some to not to believe. But the truth quickly emerged. No, that wasn’t a young Mike Pence at all. It was gay porn star Brad Patton.

mike pence gay porn lookalike brad pattonAussie born Patton and Pence have some familial overlays as well. Born Joel Mangs, Brad’s father used to be an Assembly of God pastor, and his mother is a Christian college secretary in Victoria. How perfect is that? This nice boy was discovered by Chi Chi LaRue and went on to make over 25 movies between 2003 and 2008, the majority of them for Falcon.

 
mike pence gay porn lookalike brad pattonThey called him Brad “The Rhinoceros” Patton. For a while, he was in a relationship with Colt star Brian Hansen. With a cock like that, he was a highly sought-after top that bottomed occasionally. It would have been a crime for an ass like that not to be tapped on film.

 
mike pence gay porn lookalike brad pattonBrad spent two years as a Falcon exclusive. He then moved over to Buckshot before retiring from the blue screen in 2007. “I have had a lot of changes in my life recently which have led me to decide to retire from the adult industry. It hasn’t been an easy decision and I would like to take this opportunity to thank all my loyal fans and members.” ~Brad

 
mike pence gay porn lookalike brad pattonBrad’s post-porn career indulged his other passion: figure skating. He won two Gold medals at the Gay Games VI and two silver medals at the 2006 World Outgames in Montreal. He also appeared on the TV show “Dancing on Ice”, a Dutch riff on Dancing with the Stars.

 
mike pence gay porn lookalike brad pattonAs a Falcon exclusive, Brad worked and worked over some of their biggest stars including Matthew Rush, Barrett Long, and the late great, Josh Weston.

 
On film, he went from “Heaven to Hell”


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And with the last name of a general, only fitting he starts out things as a one of “The Recruits”.


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Brad Patton did stay out of politics. If only we could say the same about that other guy.

 
[See all of Brad’s movies at Falcon]   [Explore the Brad Patton Theater at NakedSword]

9 thoughts on “Mikey Wishes He Was Ever Half As Hot As His Gay Porn Doppelganger”

  1. I don’t think they look anything alike. Strange that someone would think so. I tried hard to see it but sorry no. Brad lives near me and I saw him at the grocery store about a year ago with his boyfriend. He looks pretty good.

    1. Thats nice to know he is doing well I feel a bit sorry for him that this has come up and put him in the spot light again after he left porn so long ago, where abouts do you live? back in the day Brad was living in the Netherlands and Australia, he had done Dancing on Ice in the Netherlands.

  2. Beyond stupid, criminal.
    This performer Brad retired more than 9 years ago. Why to put him under the spotlights? He entered in another step of his life. This story is stupid, created by Brad’s enemies or frustated “friends”?
    STUPID – No word to describe the dammage created to this guy. (and I don’t care about Pence)

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