Yes, it seems in the grand tradition of Hollywood bottom-feeders, Verne’s Playboy model ex-wife, Genevieve Gallen, has given an EXCLUSIVE interview with the ever-reputable News of the World in which she tells all about Verne’s shortcomings.
The tiny star, who struck it rich in the Austin Powers movies, was at the time of his first date with Gallen living in a shed behind his manager’s house and given the eagerness of his hot playmate partner, Troyer tried sticking it to her at least 10 times a day.
Just for shits and giggles and complete humilation, Gallen also reveals that Troyer was not one of those midgets with a disproportionately huge cock.
“I was surprised when I saw him naked for the first time that night—I had expected him to be better endowed. But Verne’s body is proportional all over, so he was smaller than I expected.”
Also, he was a total alcoholic who knocked back a liter of vodka and a 12-pack of Bud in a single day–which seems equivalent to at least 3 liters of vodka and case of beer for an average-sized human and therefore a little spurious. She also once found him in the hospital covered in vomit and diarrhea.
Great story, Gen! We imagine there’s a special circle in hell for divorcées who seek fortune and revenge by going public with sad, sordid tales that are better kept private (unless they involve Brad, Angelina, or Vadge).
Anyway, in case you missed, below is the completely unspectactular Verne Troyer sex tape clipped leaked by TMZ six months back.
UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
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