And maybe you like cracky-style, uber-fast-talking comedy in a Robin Williams style by the minstrely-est gay minstrel since Carson Kressley. Maybe you think there aren’t enough ways to get gay-style Hollywood news from a gay (hi Dlisted, JustJared, and you too *cough* Perez).
Anyway, if he put down the pipe and stopped audibly inhaling, we might have chuckled at his bits about Top Model a gay High School Musical. But yeah, we apologize in advance.
Billy Crudup’s Major CGI Sausage & Beans
Minstrelsy Alert: The J’s of ANTM Are Getting a ‘Fabulous’ (Read: Tired) Spin-Off
His So-Called L.A.-Gay Life: Russel Taylor’s ‘We’re Working’
‘Clue’ to Get Remade By Asshole Who Made ‘Pirates’ Movies
Big surprise: I've watched this 1000 times since last night.
His voice will give you nightmares, but his body will give you wet dreams. Video of Reese Rideout expressing his love for bananas below.
It's been watched more times in a single month than any other movie--gay or straight--in AEBN history. If you like seeing "over a gallon of cum" pumped up a "ravenous young ass," you'll love "1000 Load Fuck"! Video below.
The abmazing top stud porn star filmed himself getting a new tattoo on his hand that reads, "P-O-W-E-R F-U-C-K." Subtle, yes, but that's what tattoos are all about.
God bless our troops. I want to eat them all. Here's a soldier in Afghanistan licking his medic's foot for $20.