We all know Miss Piggy likes to fuck the pain away, and after a recent laycation to Mexico City and Guadalajara, where she also did a few shows at the trashier nightclubs, she was detained for flu testing upon re-entry at the U.S./Mexico border, as (satirically) reported by Ridiculopathy.com:
Public health concerns aside, the former Muppet Show star is furious. Through her spokesperson, she issued a formal complaint against the United States Border Patrol on Saturday, noting that beloved film actor Babe had been allowed to cross just the day before after a week-long bender in Tijuana.
Her former co-star and “regular contributor to Fox News” Sam the Eagle quickly went on the attack against Piggy’s reckless behavior, and Mexicans in general:
“First they took our jobs,” huffed Eagle. “Now with the help of lefty pinkos like Miss Piggy, they’re exporting our diseases to Mexico, too! And Obama’s CDC is just standing aside and letting it happen!”
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