Models, Muppets, and Unmentionables: This Mental Week In Gay Photos

From a photoshopped RuPaul where Tyra should(n’t) be, to Anderson Cooper’s first out-of-the-closet public date, to a leaked photobucket account from one of the Gossip Boys, our final mash-up of May’s gayest jpegs is about as far from ordinary as we could hope for! Without further ado…

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10. Anderson Cooper steps out with his first ever gay date… ELMO!
We’d put something here about “baby steps” if we didn’t think that Anderson is a complete fucking pussy. That being said, we’re totally jealous that he gets to hang out with Elmo and we don’t. (via DListed)

9. David Hasselhoff steps out too, wearing a black leather shirt and exposing himself as that creep in the elevator at IML who shoved his armpit in our face and chased us through the staff staircase with a flail and a studded dildo.
And quite possibly the guy who wrote this.

8. Lance Bass-ex Reichen Lehmkuhl took it all off for a Fantastics Magazine spread (not to be confused with Fantastic Man) modeling a necklace or something.
In case anyone cares. (via Pink Is The New Blog)

7. Clive Owen takes his shirt off on a balcony in Rome, Italy!
Maybe he lacks the showmanship of, say, Jean-Claude Van Damme, but we’ll still take him.

6. The contents of Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick’s Photobucket account were leaked, exposing us to a myriad of Chace Crawford drunk pics, shirtless beach shots, and (unfortunately) girls.
We may no longer believe that Ed plays on our team, we’ll have our eye on Chace even after he joins Scientology and marries Dakota Fanning.

5. Christian Siriano, Steven Cojocaru flaunt fierceness and fabulousness at the Sex and the City premiere in flawless funky New York City!
There are no words. Yes there are.

4. Tyra, no, Rupaul, no, Tyra, no, RuPaul, no, Tyra, no, RuPaul, makes the cover of the New York Times Magazine as the next major female mogul.
Aside from the earrings, the embarrassing thing is that they showed up to the shoot wearing the same outfit! Alright ladies, who rocked it better? (via The WOW Report)

3. Damien Crosse does the IML Conference.
While most of the photos were too raunchy to post, this still from Jason Curious screams “girl power!” while still managing to turn us on a little.

2. Indiana Jones star Shia LeBeouf’s underwear, worn on the set of his previous film A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints hit eBay this week with certificate of authenticity before being promptly removed from auction.
We’ll admit the former Disney tween is growing up to be quite the strapping young man, but would hardly shell out cash for a pair of briefs he wore two years ago. …Or would we? Regardless, this was the coolest piece of news that surfaced all week. (via Towleroad)

1. Finally, a winner is announced! Meet Petey.
RJ Danvers, eat your heart out.

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