From a photoshopped RuPaul where Tyra should(n’t) be, to Anderson Cooper’s first out-of-the-closet public date, to a leaked photobucket account from one of the Gossip Boys, our final mash-up of May’s gayest jpegs is about as far from ordinary as we could hope for! Without further ado…
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9. David Hasselhoff steps out too, wearing a black leather shirt and exposing himself as that creep in the elevator at IML who shoved his armpit in our face and chased us through the staff staircase with a flail and a studded dildo.
And quite possibly the guy who wrote this.
8. Lance Bass-ex Reichen Lehmkuhl took it all off for a Fantastics Magazine spread (not to be confused with Fantastic Man) modeling a necklace or something.
In case anyone cares. (via Pink Is The New Blog)
5. Christian Siriano, Steven Cojocaru flaunt fierceness and fabulousness at the Sex and the City premiere in flawless funky New York City!
There are no words. Yes there are.
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I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.