If you are not on your way to have sex with a stranger right this instant, then you really have no excuse. When Android introduced its own hookup app last month, I predicted that the mobile hook-up model will eventually go one of two ways: either an app like Grindr would become standard across different phones and providers, or different phones and providers would each provide their own distinct hookup apps.
It’s too soon to tell which of those two models will prevail, but now that Grindr is expanding its platform to include Blackberries as well as iPhones, it seems that the popular app is bent on taking over the world. That would be a good thing, since consolidating as many sex-starved homo fuckies in one place is good for gay slutdom.
If Grindr isn’t victorious in cornering the mobile fuck slut market, Adam4Adam is another worthy contender. The popular free hook-up site has just launched the beta version of its new mobile counterpart at m.adam4adam.com. We’ll have to wait to see whether one single app can corner the market and create a one-stop nsa encounter shop, and if that ever happens, I wonder whether the niche engines like Cumhunt will still hold on to the critical mass of users that it takes to sustain a hook-up site.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.