Move Over Nick Jonas!

Just so you know, Perez Hilton has an entire gallery of photos on GuysWithiPhones, which includes one selfie (above, right) that was uploaded just yesterday (perhaps inspired by Nick Jonas?). Where is his baby?

 

26 thoughts on “Move Over Nick Jonas!”

  1. … and there are people who dare say that we don’t come from apes and that neanderthals went extinct! What a FUG, in any weight presentation, he is the definition of FUG!

  2. Omg just why? This is straight torture this should have had an warning and a behind the scenes shot so people who want to look can look at it instead my eyes had to get raped scrolling through this site and see the foul hideous devil that is Perez Hilton looking disgusting naked omg why?! I can’t beleive this shit I’m traumatized seriously fuck!

  3. Good for him, but it’s too bad you can’t have a head transplant. Sorry, but he’s f’ugly, inside and out.

  4. I’m not a hater but this is so horrible I have to comment. While there may be some who think Perez is hot I for one would suggest he keep these types of photos private. He’s not the only one and I will admit I would never want to see this type of photo of me posted on the Internet. All you are going to get is grief. Please make it stop!!!

    I too threw up in my mouth upon viewing.

  5. To quote Shakespeare: Something Wicked This Way Comes.

    This is the stuff of urban myth legends where you get a visit from Perez (or you turn into him) after you took three pictures of yourself in front of a mirror.

  6. Is there a petition somewhere that people can sign to get Perez Hilton to stop posting shirtless pictures of himself? And what is up with the homeless scruffy look Perez thinks is all the rage these days? I take that back, I’ve seen homeless people who brush their hair and shave that look better than Perez Hilton on a good day.

  7. CreepyAssCracker

    Yes the body is looking better but how much of that is PLASTIC SURGERY?! Sorry, but you can’t change your ugly monkey face Perez nor your rotten, whiny attitude. Your insides will always be negative and rancid, no matter how pretty you make the outside.

  8. Kudos on his weight loss–His body looks great–However, his head looks freakishly disproportionate to the rest of him. He looks like one of those Bratz dolls. Maybe he woulda been better off staying fat, at least he woulda looked normal.

    1. lol funny photoshop job. How is it that his face and hair look completely normal in that pic yet up above it looks like… that??? Probably another photoshop job.

  9. Perez Hilton is Ron Perlman

    Well now I know what hellboy will look like if he gets a lap band and starts writing a horrible blog. Shudder.

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