Hot guys who strategically put their hands or their wet t-shirts or their “pants” over their dicks need to die. But first, they need to show me their dicks.
The latest to make me angry/hard is model Daniel Garofali (left), who’s been cupping his junk for years in a variety of artsy “fashion” spreads. There’s a 2012 calendar and DVD dedicated solely to him, and once again, no cock shots. I hate/want to marry him.
Here’s more of Daniel. At least he had the decency to show his beefy ass, and at least some weird fan made a fake nude of him.
[Photos via Rick Day, Kevin McDermott, Greg Vaughan, Exterface]