I’ve always known what not to do on the dance floor — don’t’s such as pouty face duck lips, the muscle two-step, looking in the mirror and mouthing the lyrics — but it’s harder to come up with a list of what you should do. Luckily, a “psychologist” named Peter Lovatt has come up with some suggestions for you after he researched how people responded to video-tapes of various dance moves.
Lovatt concluded that women preferred male dancers who were big with their movements (but not too big) and “complexly coordinated,” which means that the lower body and the upper body performed different moves at the same time while still sharing the same rhythm. This is because “women don’t like it small and simple,” he says.
In other words, it’s a slow news day. Click here to watch the college professor’s terrifying video demonstration.
The Secrets of Looking Good on the Dance Floor (Der Spiegel)
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