All your weekend plans might be canceled, but at least you can jack off to some free content from Mr.Man!
The celebrity and movie-centric gay porn site announced today that they are having a Coronavirus Quarantine Special. They’re giving away free 2-week subscriptions to “members of the public who are self-quarantined due to concerns over the coronavirus.” With an increasing amount of public events being canceled and insane travel bans being implemented, wanking off all day is probably the most exciting thing anyone can do this weekend. I mean, Disneyland is closed, so if you can’t go to the happiest place on earth, you might as well make your cock that happiest schlong on earth.
“The time to stay home with Hollywood’s hottest nude celebrities is now,” a company rep enthused. “With our 76,174 clips and counting — 25K on Mr. Man — we want you to reach for the hand lotion, not the hand sanitizer. After all, you need to find some use for all the extra toilet paper and tissues you stockpiled.”
While the health officials recommend hand-washing for 20 seconds, notes the rep, “we have thousands of lengthy nude scenes to help get your hands dirty first. Do your part, literally, with two free weeks of nude actresses from Mr. Skin or nude actors from Mr. Man.”
Head on over to Mr.Man to take advantage of this offer and make the most of your self-quarantine.
Two free weeks and then a $30 charge for the next month. Not sure if you can opt out of the charge; if not, this is a pretty sleazy way to gain members based on a health crisis.