“You’re not the one!”Star of MTV’s Are You The One season 8 Remy Duran just made his big porn debut …kinda. He’s technically in a porn scene, but he’s in a supporting role and we don’t actually see him have sex. Even though we never see him get his dick wet, by the end of the video he’s shirtless and covered in cake, so that’s something right?
In the newest scene from Men.com we see Remy divorcing Michael Boston. There’s a little party in Collin Simpson’s office to celebrate the split.
I personally don’t remember my parents throwing a party in their lawyer’s office when their divorce was finalized, but maybe this is new thing gay couples are trying out. Every gay couple that splits up gets a chic divorce party with black balloons and an ugly cake. I’m excited for this to be the topic of Laura Dern’s new Marriage Story spin-off series on Netflix.
The husbands are about to officially split up, but Remy wants to eat some “Just Divorced” cake before the papers are signed. He realizes they have nothing to eat their cake on, so he steps outside to get some plates. The second his soon-to-be-ex-husband leaves the room, Michael jumps on Collin and starts going to town on his thick muscle cock.
Before I start talking about these porn stars getting it on, I just wanted to point out this cake and how terribly it was cut. Remy is shown above cutting it, so it’s safe to assume that he’s responsible for this mess.
Look at where he’s cutting it. You’re supposed to cut it from the center. He just picked a random spot and decided to cut from there. I understand he didn’t want to block any of the letters of the cake for this shot, but it makes absolutely no sense. You need to cut from the center or you’ll have so many uneven pieces. Remy needs to be publicly shamed for this! I am losing my fucking mind over this messy cake cutting technique.
“Fuck Michael. Don’t you think it’s a bit too soon? Remy’s gonna be back any second now.”
Michael starts going down on his lawyer and eventually the two are completely naked inside the office. Michael bends over and takes that lawyer cock up his almost-divorced asshole. We get to watch as Collin slams his thick body into Michael and his bouncy booty.
You start to get some better views of this Collin’s fancy lawyer office as the two men go at it. As far as porn sets go, it’s not the worst. It could be better, but it’s certainly not as bad as some I’ve seen before. But the books on the bookshelf are truly throwing everything off. What type of psychopath keeps his books so the spine isn’t visible? How does he know which book is which book? How does he locate the book he needs? How does he get anything accomplished? Why are Michael and Remy hiring such a terrible lawyer?
Best shot of the entire scene is when Michael is laying down on the desk and we get some views of those meaty thighs. His legs are spread open and his ass is just barely hanging off the side of the desk. His thick thighs are on full display as Collin pumps in and out of his man slit.
The two both nut and Collin gets a nice facial. Remy makes another appearance in the scene as he walks in on his husband fucking the lawyer. He is furious when he sees the two together, so he grabs some cake and throws it in their faces. Remy then rips his shirt open for some reason and starts chugging his fancy divorce champagne.
Watch the entire scene over at Men.com.