We’ve noted previously that Musto doesn’t seem to quite *get* the daily blog genre, telling us either too little or too much, and this week he lodged a very media-centric complaint titled “Who Sends More Press Releases, Russel Simmons or a Porn Star?“

And never one to let a press mention go unnoticed, Lucas shot off an email reply to Musto which, in true gossip-columnist style, Musto immediately posted in the Comments section of his blog:

This hilarious response just came in from Michael Lucas:
“Sweety darling, I will keep sending you an ongoing stream of my shit as long as you will find one worthy mention in your column because, frankly, I will do anything to get mentioned. So if you ever need hot sexual intercourse with an aging, mentally ill, overexposed porn star, then call me and I will give you the phone number of Matthew Rush… Let’s keep the buzz going because I am getting close to my forties and how many years do I have left in the spotlight.”

Okay maybe it’s not much of a war.  Lucas goes on to invite Musto to dinner, so we think these two will remain friends in that “keep your enemies in your pocket” kind of way.

With that, we leave you with this video, in which Michael eats out a doll’s ass. (Not for the faint of heart.)

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Who Sends More Press Releases, Russel Simmons or a Porn Star? (VillageVoice.com)