Drunken parties, testosterone induced brawls, brutal grunge sex, and a pissed off probation officer bring everything to a head as “MXXX: The Hardest Ride” redefines “appointment pornography” from the very first frame.
There’s porn to shoot. They’re stories to tell. But very seldom do the two combine so seamlessly to deliver to the blue screen the hallmarks of a big screen blockbuster with style, creativity, & production values that support unbridled sexual interaction, not substitute for it.
Filmed on location in Texas, there’s plenty of motocross action and wild, outdoor sex in a plot that centers around Tom Faulk, a “carefree 24-year old” who “spends his days drinking beer, smoking weed and going balls-to-the-wall with his motocross buddies.” It’s all delivered so convincingly, you almost feel like you are right there with them, while being a wee bit jealous that you weren’t.
Today, Sean Duran arrives with his stripper girlfriend Ahslee (Axle Rose) and after tequila shots, things start to go a little crazy. Tom bets Sean he can fuck his girlfriend harder than he can. They head to the barn. Ashlee flips the script … she wants to watch them get it on.
And while the whole “if you want me, do him first” thing is a plot point in gay porn going back to Moses, in “MXXX: The Hardest Ride”, it becomes clear: this is arguably the first, and perhaps only time, it’s ever been executed so successfully. Just check out Sean’s ass. Who wouldn’t look at that and wish it was one of the things you did this summer.
Tom pummels a heavy load out of Sean that he sprays all over his hairy abs. Then Sean gets right under Tom’s cock for a cum geyser that lands all over his pecs. Wherever “MXXX: The Hardest Ride” is headed next week, I already want to be a part of. See you then.
[Watch Sean & Tom in “The Bet Is On” scene one from “MXXX: The Hardest Ride” at NakedSword]