My Experience As A Blogger At A Grabbys Pre-Party

All I wanted to do was take some fun pics and be a part of the Grabbys pre-party celebration at Club Hydrate with special guest DJ Chi Chi LaRue, but instead everyone just kept telling me to get away from them :-(

Anthony Romero had me thrown out of the club, but I still managed to get a few pics, and here they are.

Even when people let me take their picture, they were still “flipping me the bird” or just completely turning their back on me, as you can see from these pictures of Spencer Reed and Trenton Ducati telling me to eff off and Jake Steele basically saying, “Girl, talk to the hand.” Why don’t porn stars like The Sword?

Even Austin Wilde, who I thought was my friend, was all, “Sorry, you can take my picture, but only from the neck down. I don’t want my face on your stupid blog.”

All I wanted to do was provide some good event coverage for my readers, but instead I ruined everything.

Instead of talking to me, Tommy Defendi wouldn’t stop talking to Adam Killian. Instead of holding me, mr. Pam wouldn’t stop holding Parker Perry, who wouldn’t even look at me.

Yes, I am a fan of gay porn, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings. Do people feel weird when I take their picture? Do they think that I’m just some “fan”? I’m not just a fan. I am a blogger.

What do I have to do to get “in” with all of the gay porn stars I admire? If only they would notice me. If only I belonged.

Diesel Washington and Rod Daily threw their drinks on me right after I took this picture and then I got kicked out of the club. Hopefully tomorrow/tonight will be better.

 

62 thoughts on “My Experience As A Blogger At A Grabbys Pre-Party”

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  2. dont worry zach! ive been thrown out of hydrate a few times. it really is a nasty cesspool where people shoot up and smoke meth in the corners or on the dance floor. not to mention they are shady as fuck and rob patrons of money by ‘misplacing’ debit cards and adding money to peoples tabs.

    IF UR EVER ON CHICAGO AVOID HYDRATE. go to roscoes or spin where they actually value their customers and have a good time

    1. just thought i’d add this: i LOOOOVE how all these porn objects (star is a word reserved for someone with a discernible talent known world wide and not just in the microcosm of gay porn)act like they are at a fuckin black tie event for the oscars. hello….ur in one of the NASTIEST gay bars in Chicago most likely on drugs and completely wasted. and they act like the paparazzi is invading their space. HAHAHAHA! so funny. NONE of these people have a right to be put off by any kind of ‘attention’.

      its just funny bcuz u know they are all aware of how NOT special they are…but the booze the drugs and the wacked out egos make it easy for them to play mental gymnastics and feel good about themselves

  3. Howling! Thank you for this. Zach, you are wildly funny and creative and have taken your craft to a performance art/Kaufman-esque level. You have to be loving the feedback.

  4. Hey Zach, sorry to hear about your experiences. I won’t dwell on it much because I wasn’t there and didn’t witness any of it. I will pose the following question though, were there any porn “stars” there (on any of the nights) that were kind and cordial to you? Think about how refreshing it would be if your blog posted an article about people who are genuine and kind?! I know for a fact that theses people who you encountered at the opening party are not fully representative of every single porn “star”. I know, I know, that most people thrive on reading the drama but a change every so often could be nice. Best of Luck in the future.

  5. Fuck these pieces of shit…dont they have a clue..if nobody is talking about them….they are yesterdays news. To get ya thrown out..damn, that makes my blogging fingers itch. Time to remind these simple minded whores who made them…and who can take them down.

  6. OK we first need to stop calling them “stars” because a “star” is someone who is making millions, has a star on the hollywood walk of fame or will be remembered in about 15 – 20 years. Also, “stars” don’t have to sell their ass/dick on rentboy since they don’t make that much money from their “movies.” We can’t call them “actors” because NONE of them can act! They should be called men who fuck/get fucked on film or web for cash.
    Now to your blog post Zach, I can’t tell if you are being serious or joking; but if they didn’t want to talk to you or have their pictures taken by you that’s understandable since you talk shit on all of them. Now if they were true “stars” they would realize that the media (even bloggers) can help their career so they should have been professional and just tolerated you.
    One more thing the only good looking porn “stars” out there are Dean Monroe, Rod Daily & Christopher Daniels. The rest of them are either druggies, steriord poppers, alcoholics or all of the above. Oh and I use to like Anthony Romero until I started reading his tweets and realized what a douche he is. That boy needs to realize that the ONLY reason he is relevant in the porn world is because of his boyfriend.

  7. No, it’s not easy being you Zach but you are the person that keeps all the parts of the system in check. You say the stuff that you feel and the stuff that everybody wishes that they could say. It’s not a popular position but it is one that garners respect from the people that matter more than the “porn stars” themselves….you have the respect of the consumers who made the “porn stars” who they are! Keep up the hard, thankless job of finding the truth Zach because even though the “stars” might not like you for it, others still respect you for what you’re doing!

  8. I/m almost ready to delete all the porn on my computer I’m so over a lot of these porn-stars who are giving the porn industry a bad name and reputations.A-Romero what in the hell is wrong with him I use to like him a lot now I don’t any more and why is hanging out with a woman is he trying to hook-up with her or something is that why he didn’t want you to take his picture.Because he is afraid his gay porn fans will find out I thought he was surpose to be dating Austin-W at least that what he said in his recents interview and why is so many bitches hanging out in a gay bar any way what’s wrong with the str8-bar and clubs what are their no str8-gys their for them to molest.And why are these gay-porn stars letting these women touch and play with their bodies any way what are they high on drugs are just drunk as hell or being stupid.Now that I see how some of these guys behave I’m even more turn off by them than ever before because their no need for that kind of behavior any where? enough is enough when go some place learn to act like a gentle and not like a fool instead enough said!

  9. The booze must have been free…. they all look so drunk! No surprise that NDS was mean and didn’t appreciate a promoter! I’m a fan of yours Zack and begging you to please move on to a different studio with MEN and not prima donnas who don’t appreciate fans. They are Howard’s’ Folly!
    Anthony wear his muscles like a feather boa and Austin skin is so dehydrated it looks like that of a 40 year old dried up porn actor.

  10. Bruce Vilanche isn’t a celebrity and a comedian, just someone who latched on to the nearest icon and rode their coattails.

    Highly overrated, very lame. The fat fuck probably tried to suck off many of the Porn stars in present at the grabbys–maybe one or two star fuckers let him because they wanted Celine Deon tickets… like the faggots they are. He is pathetic, and couldn’t get one of those guys to blow him even with a bribe! :p

  11. You are a dick, but those guys are douches. And I’d rather be a dick, then a douche. Most porn performers are just a bunch of twits with a license to be jerks. They are not the most humble people, and they are certainly not the nicest. What were you going to expect, quality human beings here? Fuck that, you should have just thrown a drink in their faces…at least you’d have a actual reason to be kicked out of the club and not for a lame reason because you have opinions and report facts as they are. NDS is shitty because of their models and they sponsor “award shows” to get trophies, as if there is an actual merit to them.

    Give em’ couple of years, the next batch will come of the bus and replace them. They will be forgotten soon enough, and live in obscurity. No one will remember or care to discuss them.

  12. I can’t even tell if this is sarcasm anymore. Zach, I can’t tell when you’re being serious or not. You’ve brought this on yourself with your writing style.

  13. Oh my god…that’s horrible! So sorry to hear that the porn stars were so mean and nasty to you. What happened to stars appreciating their admirers? I sincerely hope your experience there gets better…a lot.

  14. those anothony romero pics made my life. they need to learn to laugh at themselves. that’s whack you we’re thrown out… but some of them will smarten up i’m sure and love you for exposure since this blog is the biggest and best.

    1. Except it was all a joke. I certainly haven’t stopped laughing embarrassedly at the stupid shit I do.

  15. oh Zach…
    If you actually get your feelings hurt you should be doing something else. You dish the dirt on our favorite porn stars. They act like they don’t talk shit about nobody, it’s only fair (they are probably talking bad about you, as we speak!)If they want to be treated with dignity and respect, they should get a 9 to 5 job, (one that requires clothes on for the whole day and where they dont use lube.) Leave them be. You are part of the reason why they are talked about, good or bad. Chin up buddy!

    1. Yo Paul..time to wake up to the real world…if folks like Zack werent talking about your “favorites” trust me..in just a few months they would be nothing more than dust in the wind or should I say..”nothing more than dust on the net” Paul, ya dont slam a writer for what he writes…if this dude is taking out the time to mention one of your “favs” your “fav” is getting tons of free press. Any press..good or bad keeps your “fav” alive on the net. So Paul..heres some food for thought…shut the fuck up when it comes to any blogger attacking one of your “favs”…cause without the press..good or bad..your “fav” would be pretty much internet history. Just some food for thought, Paul. And so life goes on, Mike

  16. Anthony kind of looked like peewee herman to me with a face that’s breaking out lol that’s just an awkward pose he has that is making him look fat. But he’s not really that skinny either he just fills up very nicely!

  17. Zach – If you want people to talk to you and give you hugs go to an NA Meeting. They have plenty in Chicago. They won’t let you take pictures but they won’t ask you to leave.

    1. Bullshit! They are at a public function, representing their companies and porn in general, if they don’t want pics taken THEY CAN LEAVE THE FUCKIN’ CLUB! They are public figures, and therefore have no privacy rights. Screw them!

  18. Trenton Ducati and Spencer Reed look great; old?? Not everyone loves skinny twinks. Anthony, you’re beautiful and can do no wrong, and you’re not fat!

  19. I understand that no one would like to be slagged off on the internet… But I don’t think that publishing news with a bit of acid humour on top is somethig to be cross about. Sometimes these people forget that they’re “just pornstars” and the fact that someone comments on how good or bad they are is compltely accessory… Coz their job is to look hot and pretend they’re enjoying a sex conducted by someone else.
    Vetoing a blogger seems like a weird PR move to me…

      1. Well, if they don’t want to be humiliated, then they shouldn’t have sex with people in front of a camera AND get money for it. These are exhibitionist whores…Rhodes, Wilde, Ducati, Reed, Washington—whores whores whores. If they don’t like that someone is out there basically pointing that out, and pointing out that a sizeable percentage of them have “issues” of various stripes, then they need to exit the business. If you are going to let yourself be filmed as a part of a leather gangbang and then take Titan’s money, then shut up, take your lumps, and stop being whiney little fags. J…H…C, ladies.

  20. Good grief, be happy to be the person thrown out. That in itself is the only real distinction in a situation like this.

  21. I was so excited to see the large number of straight chicks at the event. Nothing celebrates gay male sexuality like gay for pay actors surrounded by drunken straight chicks. Maybe we can hire straight chicks to direct the gay porn! Porn kisses! Yay! I am an honorary fag! Yay! BARF!

    1. i do feel a bit of pity for some of the hetero guys because it must be horrible for them…but it’s their choice and it’s them who have to deal with it so i hope it is worth it for them.

  22. LOL you have to be kidding… Two funny things in your story Zack:
    1) “Bloggers” are indeed just fans. The difference is that bloggers don’t have real lives and have nothing better to do with themselves than stalk porn “stars”. If you’re bored why don’t you just volunteer for Habitat for Humanity or something – It would be better than wasting your life away begging for the attention of men that are clearly out of your league.
    2) Porn “stars” are not real stars and it doesn’t take anything special to be one – other than being hot which none of these you mentioned are. Ducati and Reed are old steroid queens and should be arrested for raping every gay twink they can get their nasty paws on (yes a little jealousy).

      1. No he’s not kidding — I wasn’t there, but one of the #LOGP tweeted a bunch of pictures of Zach getting kicked out of the club … he was COVERED in Diesel Washington’s Stoli Appletini and was sitting on the curb crying his eyes out!

        KARMA is a REAL BITCH, ISN’T IT, ZACH!!!???!!!

        1. Oh right,I thought he was kidding???…Jesus,what a load of uptight whores.Your job is to look good and fuck,so you just open the door wide to be critizised,good or bad.This guy is writing about you and giving you publicity,so lighten up and get some humor from somewhere….If you just want to be fawned over by brown-nosers,don’t read the blog.

  23. The music at these events is so dismal , I don’t know how people survive it .
    You should have taken more pictures of Diesel Washingon as he is the only true Star there .
    As far that sad twink with no ass trying to shake his butt: sad!!

  24. You expect us to believe this angle? Well you had me going until Diesel, who would happily pose for a mugshot.

  25. I can’t tell if you’re joking or that you’re being serious.

    I’m surprised that all Spencer did was flip you the bird haha. That whole thread of putting him down is an epic read.

    And I love Austin Wilde’s hairy chest!

  26. Maybe if you weren’t such a monumental cunt about everyone all year you might gain a shred of respect. What else do you expect? Other porn bloggers don’t chat such shit about the stars involved, that’s the difference. Respect begets respect.

    JP

    1. Almost all the other gay porn blogs just publish the press releases of the studios because they are afraid the studios won’t give them trailers, pictures and behind the scenes information. So they suck up to the studios without any criticism whatsoever. You (as in the real JP Dubois) seem like a nice guy but some gay porn ‘stars’ are assholes and/or vanity queens. Maybe you even have met one or two in person! Is it not allowed to be sarcastic about them? P.S. Are you a daily reader of The Sword or did you just stumble upon this site ‘by accident’?

    2. JP, you are hot and I wish you all the best for your career (especially being as I live in Manchester too) but most other porn blogs are brain-crushingly dull.

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