It’s hot out. We’re easy. Nudity feels like the only rational choice today. We know it’s already been everywhere, but enjoy this Nike ad featuring Olympic runner Nick Symmonds, whose cock is the only thing missing from our lives at this moment.
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Video: Nick Symmonds naked for Nike (OutSports)
It still failed to make florescent green sneakers sexy.