For centaur fetishists like us, there’s no better anal accessory than this pony tail buttplug. Now, “anon party ‘n play” means getting blindfolded and pinning the tail on the donkey, just like old times. (We recommend not clicking the NSFW image below, by the way.)
And this Polynesian buttplug is perfect for one of our favorite games. To play it, fill your anus with water before sex, plug up your pool of rectum juice with this anal grenade, and then, in the throes of sex, release your anal water all over your sex partner with an explosion of passion. Don’t forget to say, “Surprise!”
For the Woman Who Has Everything: Anal Jewelry (Carnal Nation)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.