Not that Neil Patrick Harris needs any more encouragement on social media, but yesterday, from the villa he and his homo pals rented in Mexico, he decided to have a margarita-drinking contest with himself, and take a series of pictures of himself “drunk” and shirtless.
It’s obviously a staged attempt at humor, because he is, after all, a performer, and we’re quite sure he’s too much of a “good dad” to get all wasted with his two toddlers around, as they are in one of the photos. And I’m sure he’d like us all to think he’s actually “wild” enough to drink 19 margaritas in an afternoon, which he is not. But perhaps he had three and got real stumbly by the pool. Anyway, he’s still cute at almost 40 and I’m jealous, and that is all.
Harris, his husband David Burtka, their kids, and some friends, have all spent the last few days at this luxury resort called Cuixmala, south of Puerto Vallarta, which has a series of beachfront villas, some pretty pools, their own set of zebras, and this should make all of you who are freezing your dicks off in the majority of the U.S. right now feel very sad.
But, look! He got really “wasted” just for your online entertainment. First, here’s where they’re staying.
Last day of our Mexico adventure. Let's see just how many margaritas I can drink. Cheers! http://t.co/cvI0tOEbiL
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) January 6, 2014
Margarita #4: Feeling great. Can't find my book… http://t.co/ZbiQ9Deew3
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) January 6, 2014
Margarita #7: Yummy yum yum! Man, what's in these things?!? http://t.co/CXI0po9CO1
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) January 6, 2014
Margarita #12: I's the life of the party!! Everybodyone is LOVING me!! http://t.co/yw3HaaY8qQ
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) January 6, 2014
Margarita #17: Maaaybeee shud take break I shud maybeee. #ifoundahat http://t.co/pydj799uqO
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) January 6, 2014
Margarita #19: ……hic!…… http://t.co/PbK2oVtbFC
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) January 7, 2014
Margarita #W: I swinnin laps http://t.co/4eLeJDVaIh
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) January 7, 2014
Magachita #3, 4 mebbe? : Bruuuglah dret scruh nuu rezzlooshun! Nigh nigh nowh. #annndblackout http://t.co/GDgpr3NBUK
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) January 7, 2014
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I gonna make a Google Alert for their sex tape. A 3some with Andy Cooper.
Each pic just screams, “LOOK! AT! ME!!!!!!!”
Is he attention deficient?
Instagram changes you. It’s a modern day drug. Just say no.
he should stay away from the sun, his skin looks like something the plastic surgent cut off from Joan Rivers’ face lift!!!
i love him :) he is perfecto
Neil I hope you got some dick because the rest just is totally unappealing.
I disagree. I think he’s got a hot body. It’s his face I just can’t get past.
The child looks terrified.
So, so, so jealous… Cuixmala is THE best beach house in the entire world.