I love a ridiculous porn name as much as the next gay, but Men.com’s new scene title is truly questionable.
Bed and Cock Fest isn’t the worst scene name I’ve ever heard, but it certainly is the worst one from this year… so far at least. Maybe I’m just disappointed because I’m so used to Men.com having some of the best titles out there. I mean, they were the studio that gave us my favorite series title from 2019: Get Your Dick Outta My Son. This Cock Fest title just seems like such a desperate grab for a funny name. Have we actually run out of good puns and phrases to use in these titles?
Anyway, Bed and Cock Fest starts with Johnny Rapid and Jax Thirio going to a cozy B&B to get some R&R. (Not to keep harping on this, but if this scene was bareback they could have called it BB at the B&B, but whatever.) The two are relaxing in the hot tub when my thick daddy king Collin Simpson asks if there’s room for a third. Johnny and Jax invite him in and it doesn’t take long for Johnny to whip out his hard cock.
I haven’t been to too many different B&B spots, especially not ones that let you openly fuck in the hot tub in the middle of the day, but do most B&Bs give out matching swimwear to their guests? Why are they all wearing the same thing? What are the logistics on this? Do they ask you your size before you check in? Do you get to keep the swimwear? Or do all these men just independently have matching swimwear? Was there a sale somewhere? Did they all go to the same H&M and raid the swimwear section? And why did all of them pick white swimwear? Is that the look we’re serving in 2020? Also, is it even swimwear that they’re wearing? In a lot of shots it just looks like they’re wearing white briefs. Why are they spending money to go to a nice B&B, but not on $12 to buy a swimsuit from ASOS? Poor and confusing decisions all around.
After some oral in the hot tub, the white swimwear and/or underwear comes off. The three hunks then take it inside for some ass action. Jax gets in the middle of the two men as they start to use his body. Johnny is hitting it from the back while Collin stands up on the bed and shoves his cock inside Jax’s mouth hole.
Then it’s Collin’s turn to play with some man ass. Johnny moves out of the way so Collin can put his meat in Jax’s warm man cunt. He doesn’t want Johnny to feel left out though, so he gives Jax a break and takes a turn fucking Johnny’s boy booty. One of the best parts of the scene is when we get to see Collin fucking Johnny doggy style while he’s holding Johnny’s arms behind his back. Johnny is eventually freed of Collin’s grasp and then starts riding his schlong while getting sucked off by Jax.
The men eventually cum and are able to return to the B&B’s hot tub in their awful matching swimsuits. Overall this was a hot scene, mostly because of my thick daddy king Collin, but it still has the worst title I’ve seen in 2020 so far. So here’s hoping Men.com starts coming up with good titles in 2020, so I don’t have to look at scene names like Cock Fest all year long.
Watch the entire scene over at Men.com.