So let’s just say that we don’t care if all he’s doing is putting on a wig and taking a shit on camera, we’ll post it. He can do no wrong.
Luckily this little viral sketch, titled “Make Your Mom Proud” is pretty great and our excuses are moot. It was commissioned by the Daytime Emmys’ nominating committee to encourage entries–unlike the Oscars, for which actors are nominated by their peers for their merit, Daytime Emmy nominees apparently have to apply to be nominated by submitting a reel on DVD. (Last year Roberts and directing partner Clay Weiner were the recipients of the Myspace/MyEmmy Scholarship for the Christmas Tree short.)
If you’re a soap actor (listen up Luke & Noah!) you better already have your entry form in but there’s still a few days to send in that scene of you crying after your mother’s evil twin raped you with a garden hose.
Big surprise: I've watched this 1000 times since last night.
His voice will give you nightmares, but his body will give you wet dreams. Video of Reese Rideout expressing his love for bananas below.
It's been watched more times in a single month than any other movie--gay or straight--in AEBN history. If you like seeing "over a gallon of cum" pumped up a "ravenous young ass," you'll love "1000 Load Fuck"! Video below.
The abmazing top stud porn star filmed himself getting a new tattoo on his hand that reads, "P-O-W-E-R F-U-C-K." Subtle, yes, but that's what tattoos are all about.
God bless our troops. I want to eat them all. Here's a soldier in Afghanistan licking his medic's foot for $20.