New Life Goal: Sucking Jake Havoc’s Cock

Now that the owner of one of the world’s thickest cocks is on Rentboy, there’s a chance for all of us to try and fit it in our mouths.

After seeing that former porn star Jake Havoc was nominated for a Hookie the other day, I decided to “dig deeper” into his escorting career, which consisted of me staring at his Rentboy profile. And after doing that for six hours, I can report that the only thing left to accomplish in life is to suck Jake Havoc’s dick. Think of the challenge! Think of how your jaw will never shut properly again after, but it will have been worth it. Of course, I don’t have any money to go to New York or to hire him, so deep-throating Jake Havoc will never happen and my existence will remain meaningless, but at least I know what I said I thought I needed to do to have a fulfilling life. At least I failed to try at something I knew I really wanted.

I’ll just keep reading his Rentboy profile…

Super-hung pornstar Jake Havoc. 6′ tall, 175#, lean, muscled, and packing one of New York’s biggest dicks: 10×7 with a massive set of low-hangers. I’m friendly and open-minded, ready to indulge your hunger for conversation or your hunger for dick. Great kisser, a verbal and intense top, and an insatiable bottom. I get into roleplay, leather, toys, and so much more – if there’s something you’ve always wanted to try, I’ll try it with you. You can call anytime, although I appreciate setting up a couple hours in advance. I cannot do incalls at this time – sorry for the inconvenience.

 

24 thoughts on “New Life Goal: Sucking Jake Havoc’s Cock”

  1. But he refers to himself as a “pornstar” and you still want to suck his dick?! Or did you stare at his profile for six hours hoping he would change it to “porn star”?

  2. I just watched his scene with Jesse Santana (who looks like he turned 18 the day before the shot) from Studio 2000’s 2008 release “The Crew”, and I have to admit it was one of the sexiest and romantic scenes I’ve seen from a non-amateur site in a long time. Jesse takes it hard like a pro, and they even flip fuck.

  3. Love his horse cock. He was def a nice reason to get some of those Studio 2000 movies, that and seeing Rod Daily the early years.

  4. I like Jake in all his movies @ studio 2000 (why are they no longuer available on nakedsword???).
    Jake drives me crazy and for sure is worth a trip to New York for several days.
    But “Sometimes safe” kills me!
    It’s so sad!

  5. I LOVE JAKE! besides being so hot and HUGE with delicious low-hanging balls… he’s also such a sweet guy, funny, cool and amazingly talented graphic designer and illustrator. Luv ya Jake! Let me know if you ever want to shoot again… I got a camera with your name on it :) love your fan… mr. Pam

    1. that isn’t a correct link so I had to do a search on the site. In doing that, I found out that Aiden worked at Sean Cody at one time under the same name, Roman lol. Man he sure has gained a lot of muscle mass, he looked good back then too!

      1. Before he did the Sean Cody solo, Roman I/Aiden did one at Chaos Men as Gage – probably my favorite of his three “auditions.” Personality plus, that one.

  6. Well, I sent Zach an email willing to show him my 9×7″ on skype or MSN, but the bastard never replied.

    I even had an Aussie accent. Outrageous.

    PS Yeah, we are all as thick as aussie-born Brad Patton down here.

  7. Jake Havoc has one fat heavy dick! He has a nice body as well, but I’m not a fan of his face. He looks a bit drunk all the time lol

    And that scene is incredibly hot! We need more black men that hot in porn please!

  8. He did a few movies a few years ago and even headlined one but hasn’t done anything since then. Wonder what happened there?

    1. I worked with Jake Havoc when I was production manager for Studio 2000 and he was our exclusive. He did porn to put himself through college and earned a degree in advertising. That’s what he’s been doing since leaving the biz. In fact, he was the graphic designer for Lucas Entertainment for awhile.

      Great guy; one of the most literate and witty porn actors I’ve ever met. All that AND a giant cock. Quite a package. I directed the scene Zach posted here with Brian Bodine. That was a good day on the set…

      Regards,
      JCA

        1. Thanks. That was a good day on the set, too, on what was a very tough shoot. Jake had specifically asked me for someone he could tear into, so to speak. He wanted to be able to cut loose on a bottom and trust the guy could handle it. I knew Jesse Santana was perfect but had to work out a trade with whatever studio had him under contract at the time. Jet Set, I think.

          Regards,
          JCA

  9. So i had a nightmare last night that it was december 2012 and i was in New York for some reason and the news came on saying a giant asteroid was coming to Earth and itd obliterate life as we know it on this planet. Now, ive never been to NYC (or left Canada eh) but ive seen NYC in plenty of movies so naturally, in my dream, people started lootin and rioting and screwing in the streets (it wasnt even hot, hence the nightmare) so im in this nice apartment tower overlooking central park and i have like 4 hours left to live, what do i do? I take a bath. In my giant bathtub-think, the prefects tub from Harry potter. This prolly came from the severe lack of bath/hottubs in the military. I really wanna take a nice dip now and i cant. Its horrible. So im bathing and naturally my bathroom has a giantass tv and im watching friends. Which was playing for some reason. Then i think….hey wait a minute how am i here? Army medics dont make enough to be able to buy a fricken harry potter bathtub overlooking central park…so im like well shit i mustve married taylor lautner, and here i am with the world about to end, why am i taking a bath watching friends instead of having hot crazy end-of-the-world-sex with my taylorlautnerhusband?! So i got outta the bath and walked to the window and the meteor hit. And i woke up. And im like..holy shit

    THE METEOR WAS THAT GUYS COCK

    its really big.

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