Our pal over at Dlisted won the Nexty for “Totally Most Rad Sickest Blog Ever” and Candis Cayne won
“Brink of Fame – Actor” for her groundbreaking work as the only tranny
on major network prime time (in ABC’s Dirty Sexy Money). There are more awards to come-confusingly, some awards weren’t announced, subject to internet votes and TBA on the June 7th broadcast, and there will be “people’s choice” winners in all categories, which will get posted online, or something. You can go vote here if you have the energy. We don’t.
A list of non-people’s choice “Nexty” winners:
MOST ADDICTIVE REALITY STAR
Christian Siriano, Project Runway
BRINK OF FAME: ACTOR
THE KYLIE AWARD: NEXT INTERNATIONAL CROSSOVER
MOST GUILTIEST PLEASURE
A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, MTV
BEST SHOW YOU’RE NOT WATCHING
The Sarah Silverman Program, Comedy Central
CAUSE YOU’RE HOT
BRINK OF FAME: COMIC
TOTALLY MOST RAD SICKEST BLOG EVER
OMFG INTERNET AWARD
BRINK OF FAME: MUSIC ARTIST
ALWAYS NEXT, FOREVER NOW AWARD
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.