Lucas, who made his name as a Falcon model in the late nineties and later formed his own studio, has been actively pursuing a role as an ideologue. His column in the New York Blade covers marriage over mattresses and eschews the salacious for the matters of foreign policy. The New Republic gave us a few zingers (“when Lucas … does wear clothes, he tends toward the form fitting”), but mostly focused on his totally restrained approach to fascists.
You wouldn’t know it from watching his movies–which are apolitical–but Lucas has opinions on everything… While he originally disagreed with Russia’s brutal policies toward Chechnya, he now believes that America could learn something from Vladimir Putin. “The American Army can’t take Fallujah?” Lucas asks me, incredulous. “Level it!”
While it’s a welcome break from performers who only talk Kylie and custom lube brands, we sometimes miss the old Michael, the one who complained about dirty bottoms and lamented the inanity of gay for pay. If porn stars are going to tell us how to vote, perhaps it’s time we level the playing field and start yelling “Show us your tits!” at Paul Krugman.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.