But not in some sort of boring, countdown-y way, like “Cody Cummings is #15 and Austin Wilde is #1.” Instead, I’ve separated them into three groups: Fuck, Marry, and Kill.
I didn’t know many of these models were Next Door exclusives, but with the way scenes are filmed so far in advance, and the way some models are allowed to shoot for “DVD studios” on the side, and the way some other models simply film for other studios even though they signed a contract saying that they aren’t supposed to, who can say who is an exclusive for whom anymore? And who cares, really? As long as they’re cute, I don’t.
Anyway, here’s the Next Door roster of exclusives.
And here’s how I’ve divided them up. And please, don’t write me telling me that I’m mean for saying I want to “kill” someone. Fuck, Marry, Kill is just for fun! (Except in the cases of the guys I want to fuck–that’s not for fun, that’s for reals.)
Kevin Crows because I want to see one of his cum shots. Paul Wagner because it’s Paul Wagner duh. Cody Cummings because hate fucks are a thing. James Jamesson because I’ve had sex with insane people and I’ve had sex with hot people but I’ve never had sex with someone who was both insane and hot.
Austin Wilde and Anthony Romero because then we could have the country’s first gay, group marriage. Johnny Torque because he could introduce me to Calvin Klein and then, you know, fun old man times. Marcus Mojo because I want someone pretty to show off. Brandon Lewis because he’s too nice to kill and too nice to fuck.
Tyler Torro and Trystan Bull because both their last names mean the same thing and that’s just silly. Marko LeBeau because there are too many bottoms on the loose. Samuel O’Toole because he’d never marry me or bottom for me and there’s no way I’m bottoming for him. James Huntsman because I don’t know who he is and, as a rule, you should kill people if you don’t know who they are. Rod Daily because he is a Birther.
Your turn now. Who would you Fuck, Marry, Kill?