WTF with this thing. A preview just dropped of a new scene from NextDoorBuddies‘ “Perfect Birthday,” which I believe will be a standard threeway between Jaxon Colt, cutie Brandon Bronco, and Cole Christiansen, but the soundtrack and saccharine sweetness of it all makes my teeth hurt.
Jaxon and Brandon play boyfriends who wake up and spend a sunny day mostly naked, frolicking to a jangly pop soundtrack like this is laundry detergent commercial. They go out to their sunny backyard where they mostly spray and spill champagne rather than drink it, and smear birthday cake on each other (and step in it!) instead of eat it. Then they get in the hot tub. And then just as they’re getting ready to fuck, surprise! the doorbell rings, and it’s Cole Christiansen naked on the doorstep. Because if these too horny boys were in love in real life, a perfect birthday naturally would require a third.
I’ll reserve the rest of my judgment until the scene is actually released on September 26. For now, excuse me as I vomit a little in my hand.