If you ask us, porn stars are true heroes, so we don’t know what all the fuss is about. But we’re pretty sure that the Minnesota Vikings didn’t have this in mind when they attempted to pay tribute to members of the military.
It all started last week when the Vikings tweeted to their followers. As part of their Salute to Service campaign, they asked fans to share photos and stories of loved ones who have served or were currently serving. One lucky fan would win a pair of tickets to a future game, and the team presented those tweets at the Minnesota stadium on Sunday for the Vikings’ home game against the Dallas Cowboys.
Here’s one of the entries that got noticed by the team:
This is my cousin Joel who served in the Army. He has always been an inspiration and someone I look up to for his heroism. He is also a HUGE Vikes fan #skolsalute pic.twitter.com/DlBBHAoWEH
— Kyle (@kylerulz4h) November 19, 2022
That tweet made the cut for game day, as one fan in attendance noted and shared on Twitter:
This is on the big screen at the stadium LMFAO https://t.co/h0sB4pWBdH pic.twitter.com/upDhgLsOgo
— Kairu (@Gators_Fan25) November 20, 2022
What’s so funny? Well, that isn’t a service member—but in an ironic twist, I have longed to service his member for years. That’s legendary (straight) porn star Johnny Sins, dressed up for one of his porn shoots. Johnny has been in the industry since 2006 and is hot AF; I’m not sure which film that pic comes from, but among his many credits are Wel-Cum Home, Soldier and Military Penis Police, and those seem like pretty good guesses.
Savvy fans noticed the prank. Here’s my favorite response…
…and Sins himself got a laugh out of it:
Ha, that’s awesome! https://t.co/RLhsY965wm
— JohnnySins (@JohnnySins) November 21, 2022
We’d be happy to help serve Johnny anytime. (Bravo, kylerulz4h…bravo!)
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If gay porn stars were as hot as this fucker, they would be rich instead of the trashy looking drag queen looking things that are in gay porn today
Wish he did gay porn!
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