Nick has dedicated several blog posts lately to a menace rodent that invaded his Florida home. In his latest entry, titled “Nick Moretti and the Box of Death,” the dominant muscle-stud describes a harrowing final showdown between rodent and daddy:

I got home from work last night to find the rat playing under the t-shirts in my closet again. This time I was determined to solve the problem … So I … stepped quickly toward the rat while swinging my foot at it to try to kick him back towards the patio doors. I guess I kicked a little too hard because the rat screamed.

I had hurt him. He was stunned for a second and then started to scurry away again. Instinctively, I took off my shoe and beat it to death.

Then Nick suffered from killer’s remorse. His eyes filled with tears. He downed a bottle of coconut rum. He felt like a bad Buddhist. And somewhere in animal heaven, a rat is regretting ever having messed with with a dom top.

Below, a picture of the dead rat, whom Nick named Debbie.

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